Dangerous & Deviant

Dangerous and deviant
Totally harmless
If I tried to be charming
I’d be utterly charmless
Kind and considerate
I’ll snuff out your soul
If I looked like a girl
I'm just playing my role

Intelligent, witty
I come across dumb
If I said that I love you
I was just having fun
If I looked like a boy
Then turned to a girl
Would it make any sense
Might it rock your small world?

If I looked like a girl
Then showed up as an ape
Would the planets collide
Can I please find my shape?
I am criminally sane
I’ll make killers complain
I’m so dangerous and deviant
So simple and plain

If I looked like a whore
But showed up as a rat
Would you cuddle and pet me
Till I purred like a cat?
I’m dangerous and deviant
Simple but pure
I’m puking my sickness
When I look like a girl

I show up as an angel
Then flash! Turn to Satan
I’ll eat you for breakfast
With lunch still awaitin'
I was just having fun
Didn’t mean to break glass
You broke it you bought it
Its cash, grass or ass

I’m dangerous and deviant
Corrupt to the core
If I looked like a girl
Then moaned like a whore
If I looked like a cat
If I sweated and plucked
Till I purred like a rat
Till I felt soundly fucked
But showed up as a boy
And showed up as a brat
I’d be ugly and charmless
If I looked like a cat